A Typical Day
- Watches Fox News in the morning
- Has no patience for reading or hearing briefings
- Tweets at 4 in the morning
- Has hours of unscheduled time on his calendar
- Goes to Mar-a- Lago (9 times in 2018- I looked it up. Costs $3 million a pop for travel/security )
- Plays golf 167 times since being elected president (I looked it up)
- Says immigrants are criminals
- Claims there was no collusion
Everyone leaves
- Rex Tillerson is quoted as say Trump is a “F#$king moron”
- Rex Tillerson leaves
- Gary Cohn, Director of the National Economic Council, departs
- HR McMaster, National Security Advisor, leaves
- Andrew McCabe, Deputy FBI Director, is pushed out
- White House Council, Don McCahn, leaves
- UN Ambassador, Nicki Haley, moves on
- EPA head, Scott Pruit, departs after spending abuses
- Interior Secretary, Ryan Zinke, leaves before he is investigated
- Chief of Staff, General Kelly, leaves
- Defense Secretary, General Mattis, quits
Threatens Everyone who Criticizes him
- Taunts Attorney General Jeff Session
- Fires Attorney General Jeff Sessions
- Threatens Special Prosecutor Mueller
- Threatens former FBI Director Comey
- Says Clinton’s emails still need to be investigated
- Has lawyers claim, he cannot be indicted
The midterm elections
- Claims Mueller investigation is a witch hunt about 1,000 times
- Pushes Kavanaugh nomination through (because men don’t do those things? Except for Trump who is caught on tape admitting his pussy grabbing behavior)
- The deficit passes the 1 trillion-dollar mark
- Criticizes the mainstream media about 10,000 times
- Unemployment falls to 3.7 percent
- Says a caravan of immigrants is coming to storm our southern border
- Has Sean Hannity join in one of his campaign rallies
- Democrats pick up 40 seats to take over the house
After the Midterm elections
- Blames Republican candidates who did not embrace him
- Says the election was not about him
- Has tweet tantrums
- Tape confirms he illegally used campaign funds to pay off women he had sex with to protect his election bid
- Lawyers claim nothing he does could possibly be illegal
- Gives himself an A+ on his job performance
- Blames the Democrats
- Threatens to close the border
How the Year Ended
- Stock market plunges
- Goes after the Federal Reserve
- Wants his wall money or else
- Decides to withdraw troops from Syria without discussing it with defense leaders
- Says “I’d be proud to shut down the government” then blames Democrats
- Shuts the government down
- Hands out MAGA hats to the troops in Iraq
It was a roller coaster ride filled with outrageous non-presidential behavior and frightening threats to the fundamental pillars of our democracy. Good riddance to 2018 and hopefully to the President in 2019.